Too Late?

Upon reading Ruby's post about Piano Lesson day, "Daisy's" mother, Mother Mergatryod (aka Pansy Baggins-Tighfield-Mergatroyd)asked the following question.

"When is it too late to take piano lessons?"

This question set Ruby to ruminating. She answered, "It is to late to take piano lessons when:

1. Due to some unfortunate trauma, encounter with a nest of Brown Recluse spiders, or a sudden bout of leprosy, all of your appendanges have fallen off.

2. You have become so demented that you cannot remember what a piano is.

3. If the lessons are in an apartment building, 10 p.m. is probably too late for piano lessons.

4. If for some reason you just can't seem to wake up, or if you do and find yourself walking on golden streets."

Are there any others answers to this question? If you think of one, hit COMMENTS and let Ruby know.